O, dear lovers and friends, I have been really happy to hear such positive reviews of this latest installment so far. I want you to know that I am not going away for good. I will just be taking a break and returning with a new series, so I hope to keep the RSS feed the same. I have just always liked the British tradition of a limited number of episodes per series. More classy, more theatrical. Plus, I have a fear of the "number after 12", as I call it, and thought I'd end this series on a good, safe number. So I will return with a new series very soon. I have to figure out how to make some money right now though. I am flat broke and the landlord wants $200. (By the way, some of you noticed the "Donate" button--isn't it pretty? So nice and shiny, mmmm. So fun to click. Turns me on!). Also, I've heard from a lot of my Australian friends and fans lately. How hard would it be to go out there and set up shop? I think I'd like it out there. I don't normally like sunshine, but I have a feeling that'd be a good place for me to live out my salad years. Or did I have those already? I don't even like salad. Or sunshine. Or living. But I'd eat a salad on the beach out there. Ogling hot Aussie chicks in string bikinis. "Walking on the beaches, looking at the peaches. . ." God, I'm fucking horny. I need a change. New trousers. These are ruined. I love you all. Be watching for a new series on the same RSS feed. Working title: "Reality".

Her Majesty
Here Comes the Sun
Because
You Never Give Me Your Money
Sun King
Mean Mr. Mustard
Polythene Pam
She Came in Through the Bathroom Window
Golden Slumbers
Carry That Weight
The End

Special "Making Of" Featurette
Chief Woo-Um of the Suburbs
The Meddling Mother of Modern Times
A Magic Bed
3:17 a.m., Hell's Kitchen
25th Year Anniversary Special Edition
New York's Nicest
Special Police Department Version
"I'm A Fraud, Kid."
Little-Man and Davis
Password!
The Year Has Now Turned

My Lord!
Children Were the Future
Do You Know the Basics?
What They're Thinking. . .
Back From Break
Back From "Back From Break"
Michael Krenford Is Alone
Good Country Dancers
The 4th Part of My Trilogy
Rachel's Story
Michael Krenford Is NOT Alone

Live From Burning Man 2007!
Demographic Gender Shifts In Marketing
In Search Of The Perfect Take
This Envelope Was Made For Pushing
Lord, Hear Our Prayer. . .
Friday Is Unacceptable
Ejaculating Into The Swan
Our Feature Presentation
The Submarine Of The Subconscious: All Aboard!
"Soy Of The Earth", Verse 1
Dateline Has A Request
"Soy Of The Earth", Verse 2
Discovering The Big Black Stone Thing
The Submission Of The Subconscious: All Aboard!

Your Call
Gillette: The Best A Man Can Get?
Ready For My Close-Up
Biology In Heaven
The Little Girl In My Brain
TJ'sM&GG-NOA&CTM
Sticks and Stones and Hurtful Words
Personal Space (Main Title Theme)
Welcome To Jail. . .
Is It Ever Too Late To Be Early?
More To Michael Moore Than Meets The Mouth
Your Call II: Space Hassle

Vicks Cough Turkey (OF 1)
Gnowy The Gnowing Knome
2+2=1984
SUSAN: Then And Now
CHILDREN: Yes Or No?
"It Followed Us Here. . ."
The Ball Of Mistrust (OF 2a)
Does My Sacrifice Turn You On?
Kitty-Cats And Dingoes (OF 2b)
Slippery When Liberated
What Windows Lead To
The Cute, The Bad & The Ugly
A 21st Century Dickens
A 21,000 Pill Salute (OF 3 [or 1])

Texas Chainsaw Yuletide
Nyena Hyack & Mr. Hong
One Of Two Ways
The Brutality Nation
A Very Stupid Car
Life Changing Manifolds
Cheap Air-Fare
A Very Special City
The NIG-Word
Back The Way We Came (a medley in ree-verse)
It's Only Christmas (But I Like It)

What Goes Up. . .
Postmodern Briar Patch
Knee-Jerk Bridge-Building
Salt Of The News
Casper The Friendly Club Kid
A Mother Of Big Fucking Deals
Brarbrara
The Eleventh Hour
Looking For Mr. Rainbow
Good Intentions Gone Bad (Briar Patch II)
. . .Must Come Down
Happy Thanksgiving (Emancipatory Anthem)

The Sad Jar
The Sadder Jar
Jar-Gon
The Ironic Power Of -10
Giving Back To The Community Calendar
Open Language Barriers
Keeping Up Appearances
Two "Braves" And A Slave
Muhammed Scorsese's Latest
Our Lunch Specials
Lesbian Biscuit Interlude
Our Dessert Specials
Muhammad Scorsese 2 (Infidellas Reprise)
The Sad Kuffar

The Great Indoors (a medley)
Sounds of Sounds 1
Just Following Orders (a tale)
Sounds of Sounds 2
Postmodern Hyperbole
Jazzistine
Rise and Shinerael
Area 48
Aye, We Need Ye Now. . .
The Great Indoors (slight return)

Life In The Afterlife
American Individual
The Importance of Being Inconvenient
Hate On The Windshield
Hate On The Stand
Lady Chatterly's E-Mail
No SROs For RSOs!
To Catch a Molestingbird
Wasn't That Funny?
Afterlife In The Life

The Rue de la Moo-Moo, part one
The First Beatles
So Much Talent. . .So Little Time
It's A Wonderful Tragedy
Recon Tango Charlie
Give Context A Chance
To Hell With Hemingway
Loose Marbles (a documentary)
What Is It You Do Again?
Molly Ringwald Cornflakes
The Shelter (a story)
The Rue de la Moo-Moo, part two (Good Night)